Husband (Shohar).mujhe neend nahi aa rahi hai. Wife (Bivi) .Jao jaa kar bartan he saaf karlo, Husband wife lateefay

Husband (Shohar) : mujhe neend nahi aa rahi hai.

Wife (Bivi) :   Jao jaa kar bartan he saaf karlo

Husband (Shohar) : Neend mai bol raha hon pagli..!!

Larkay Ki Engagement eK Boht Khubsurat Larki se Fix Hui. Wo Dono Din Rat SmS Pe Baat Kia Karte they. AaKhir un dono ki shadi hui,LarKa.LarKi Ka Gho0nghat utha Kar Bola. "Tum waqai Boht Khubsurat Ho

Larkay Ki Engagement eK Boht Khubsurat Larki se Fix Hui.

Wo Dono Din Rat SmS Pe Baat Kia Karte they.

AaKhir un dono ki shadi hui,

LarKa. . .LarKi Ka Gho0nghat utha Kar Bola.

"Tum waqai Boht Khubsurat Ho...

Tumhen Kia Gift Karun?"

Larki sharmate Hue Boli:

"Adley Haftey "Itlamabad" Talein?"

MORAL::-)

Kam se Kam eK call To Kar Leni chahiye Thi, Msg, Msg, Msg...

DeKh Lia Msg Ka NatiJa?

Ab Jao "itlamabad"!:D;(

Challenge kise kehte hai? ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Challenge kise kehte hai?

ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha.

pathan ne pura paper khali chor diya aur akhri page likha

apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kr k dikha....

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kharhe the, namak kam lga,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kharhe the,

namak kam lga

1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega,

Sb baithe rahe

Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

 3 din aise hi guzr gye,tino behosh ho gye

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain,

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa....

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun

 kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.

Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do....

Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Badsoorat Wife:

Apne Husbnd Se

Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy

Husband:

1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,

Phr

Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?

Pathan: teacher hum hostel mai rehta hai...