Larkay Ki Engagement eK Boht Khubsurat Larki se Fix Hui. Wo Dono Din Rat SmS Pe Baat Kia Karte they. AaKhir un dono ki shadi hui,LarKa.LarKi Ka Gho0nghat utha Kar Bola. "Tum waqai Boht Khubsurat Ho

Larkay Ki Engagement eK Boht Khubsurat Larki se Fix Hui.

Wo Dono Din Rat SmS Pe Baat Kia Karte they.

AaKhir un dono ki shadi hui,

LarKa. . .LarKi Ka Gho0nghat utha Kar Bola.

"Tum waqai Boht Khubsurat Ho...

Tumhen Kia Gift Karun?"

Larki sharmate Hue Boli:

"Adley Haftey "Itlamabad" Talein?"

MORAL::-)

Kam se Kam eK call To Kar Leni chahiye Thi, Msg, Msg, Msg...

DeKh Lia Msg Ka NatiJa?

Ab Jao "itlamabad"!:D;(

Challenge kise kehte hai? ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Challenge kise kehte hai?

ek pathan ke paper mai sawal aaha.

pathan ne pura paper khali chor diya aur akhri page likha

apne baap ki aulaad hai to pass kr k dikha....

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kharhe the, namak kam lga,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

3 aalsi kamchor mil k khana kharhe the,

namak kam lga

1 bola "Jo pehle bolega wo namak layega,

Sb baithe rahe

Na koi bola, na kisi n khaya,

 3 din aise hi guzr gye,tino behosh ho gye

Logo ne socha ye mar chuke hain,

Jb phle wale ko dafnanay lge to

wo bola "Oye me zinda hu"

Baki dono bole "Chal beta namak le k aa....

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun

 kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.

Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do....

Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Badsoorat Wife:

Apne Husbnd Se

Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy

Husband:

1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,

Phr

Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?

Pathan: teacher hum hostel mai rehta hai...

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon

 owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye 

2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

1 pathan namaz parh raha tha To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke , Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

 1 pathan namaz parh raha tha

To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke

 yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai

Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: Es ko bolo ke hum ne Haj bhi kia hai....

1 pathan roz rat ko tahajud k wqt uthta or allah se ro ro kr dua krta ya allah mujhe ulad de de ,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

1 pathan roz rat ko tahajud k wqt uthta or allah se ro ro kr dua krta 

ya allah mujhe ulad de de 

15 saal tak girgira k dua mangta raha 

yahan tak k ek din us ke pas farishta aya or bola:

 khan..to ny ro ro kar arsh hila dia hy ,

 tujhe khuda ka wasta hai... shadi to kr lee....

1 admi pepsi samney rakh k udas betha kuch soch raha tha dost aya pepsi ka glass pee gaya aur bola yar kyun udas ho? , Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

 1 admi pepsi samney rakh k udas betha kuch soch raha tha 

dost aya pepsi ka glass pee gaya aur bola yar kyun udas ho? 

admi bola:

            yar aj ka to din hi bura hai subha biwi sey jhagra ho gya usko gussy mein tallaq dey di 

rastey mein car kharab ho gyi usko aag lag gyi office dair sey phoncha to boss ney nokri sey nikal diya 

ab khud-khushi k liye pepsi mein zeher milaya tha wo glass bhi tum pee gye    

ek admi ko raste main pather mila us par likha tha ise palat do kch ban jao ge jaise hi usne palta, Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

ek admi ko raste main pather mila us par likha tha
ise palat do kch ban jao ge jaise hi usne palta 

dusri taraf likha tha mubarak ho 

aap baywqof ban gae

Bivi: Jab mai tum par gussa karti hoon to tm apna gussa kaha nikalte ho? Drapok Shohar: Toilet saaf kar ke, Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Bivi: Jab mai tum par gussa karti hoon to tm apna gussa kaha nikalte ho?
Drapok Shohar: Toilet saaf kar ke

Bivi hanste hoe: Kese saaf karte ho

Shohar: Tumare tooth brush se

JIN: kiya hukum hai mere aaqa Insaan: Mere ghar se america tak road bana Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

JIN: kiya hukum hai mere aaqa
Insaan: Mere ghar se america tak road bana

JIN: bohat mushkil kam hai mere aaqa

Insaan: mere bivi ko mera farma bardar kardo

JIN: Road sigle banani hai k double

Miyan bivi ka jhagra miyan bivi mai jhagra hogaya to bivi ne apni maa ko phone kiya, Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Miyan bivi ka jhagra
miyan bivi mai jhagra hogaya to bivi ne apni maa ko phone kiya

mera unse jhagra hogaya hai

mai 3,4 maheenay ke liye apki taraf aa rahi hon

Maa boli: jhagra us kambakht ne kiya

saza bhi usko he milni chahiye

"tu ruk beti mai aati hon 5,6 maheenay ke liye" 

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Bivi, Main Chahti hon k koi road ya colony mere naam per ho, Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Bivi: Main Chahti hon k koi road ya colony mere naam per ho

Husband: Karachi mai 1 colony tu pehle he tumhare naam pe hai

Bivi: Kon C?

Husband: Bhens Colony :)