Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Wife: main driver ko nokri se nikaal rahi hun

 kyun k aj main doosri bar marte marte bachi hun.

Husbnd: Begum isy ek aur moka do....

Badsoorat Wife: Apne Husbnd Se,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Badsoorat Wife:

Apne Husbnd Se

Khirki K Parde Lagwa Do,

Naya Parosi Muje Dekhne Ki Koshish Krta Hy

Husband:

1 Bar Dekh Lene Do,

Phr

Wo Khud Parde Lagwa Lega.

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?

Pathan: teacher hum hostel mai rehta hai...

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon

 owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye 

2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

1 pathan namaz parh raha tha To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke , Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

 1 pathan namaz parh raha tha

To dosra usky bare mai kesi ko bata raha tha ke

 yai boht Namazi owr naik banda hai

Pathan Namaz thor kar bola: Es ko bolo ke hum ne Haj bhi kia hai....

1 pathan roz rat ko tahajud k wqt uthta or allah se ro ro kr dua krta ya allah mujhe ulad de de ,Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

1 pathan roz rat ko tahajud k wqt uthta or allah se ro ro kr dua krta 

ya allah mujhe ulad de de 

15 saal tak girgira k dua mangta raha 

yahan tak k ek din us ke pas farishta aya or bola:

 khan..to ny ro ro kar arsh hila dia hy ,

 tujhe khuda ka wasta hai... shadi to kr lee....

1 admi pepsi samney rakh k udas betha kuch soch raha tha dost aya pepsi ka glass pee gaya aur bola yar kyun udas ho? , Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

 1 admi pepsi samney rakh k udas betha kuch soch raha tha 

dost aya pepsi ka glass pee gaya aur bola yar kyun udas ho? 

admi bola:

            yar aj ka to din hi bura hai subha biwi sey jhagra ho gya usko gussy mein tallaq dey di 

rastey mein car kharab ho gyi usko aag lag gyi office dair sey phoncha to boss ney nokri sey nikal diya 

ab khud-khushi k liye pepsi mein zeher milaya tha wo glass bhi tum pee gye    

ek admi ko raste main pather mila us par likha tha ise palat do kch ban jao ge jaise hi usne palta, Urdu Lateefay, Mazahia lateefay, hansna mana hai,

ek admi ko raste main pather mila us par likha tha
ise palat do kch ban jao ge jaise hi usne palta 

dusri taraf likha tha mubarak ho 

aap baywqof ban gae